TSAC

13 tips to survive a gala

  1. If you don't have pockets, find a date who does.
  2. Bring two pairs of shoes: when your neat shoes start to hurt, you can put on your climbing shoes.
  3. Don't fracture your skull
  4. Take your personal-tether with you, so you don't loose your date
  5. If you don't have a tie, you can also use a sling
  6. Bring your white powder
  7. If you top your date, do it safely: don't forget the end knot!
  8. A jam-date is for drinking, not for putting in your hand in.
  9. If you can't dance, say you're a sport climber and you net to visualize the moves first.
  10. If you're TSAC-member, finding a female date is at least a 7A, you can take your shirt off!
  11. Complete the experience by demonstrating your rope technique afterwards.
  12. Not sure how to arrive home savely? Bring a crashpad!
  13. Don't forget to go nuts

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